TL;DR section at bottom. (That means: Too long; didn’t read, mom)
Thanks for coming back. In my first post – here – I told you that I had decided to give up IT, which may or may not have made you ask the question: What will he do now? To answer, let me backtrack about a year (Yes, a flashback!) to an article I that I read in the Penny Hoarder. I couldn’t find the precise article, but the core of it was a listing of jobs that people could do to make money from home. The site has a lot of frugal living and money-making ideas that range from coupon clipping hacks to getting started with your own business. It’s not a bad site and it has some good articles, even if there is a bit of a click-bait vibe to it at times.
I can do that!
I recall that article made a bunch of suggestions that perked me up from the funk that I had been in at the time. It seemed to me that nearly every suggestion connected in some way with my skills and interests. One suggestion was to submit to stock photo houses. Hey, I am pretty good with a camera. I could do that. The article referenced some freelancing sites like freelancer.com and fiver.com. If you had skills with photoshop, you could also do freelance web and logo design. Hmmm, I have been a Photoshop user for years. I could do that! Another suggestion was to start a voice-over business if you have a decent microphone and can use recording software. Hey! I already have a bunch of mics and I’m good at recording things.. I have a voice! I can do that, too. The article included another tip, writing a blog (What would I write about?) and copy writing. (And who would care to read it?) Well, I could do those too if push came to shove. I mean, there was that novel idea I had a few years back, but I was never going to get back to writing. It had been too long to start that crap up again. Still, I was becoming convinced that there were options for me other than staying in IT.
Fast forward to Christmas of 2016. It was leading up to what promised to be a very normal, pleasant holiday for my family (And it was … don’t worry!). I was fully expecting my contract with Gore to end at any moment (I ended up getting extended for six more months), and had already decided when the axe fell to see if I could live life as a freelancer. My lovely wife and I were deciding how to spend the funds we had rationed out for each kid’s present when I mentioned seeing an ad for Masterclass, which I suggested for our daughter, Rhiannon. She takes after her father in that she is also the creative type, and Masterclass has programs in photography, singing, acting, music production, cooking, and even writing.
After looking over the website and agreeing that it seemed like a good idea for a present, my wife added that I should consider taking the novel writing course, which was taught by noted author James Patterson. I was a bit shocked at the time, and when I expressed that, Debbi told me that she still thought about the idea for a fantasy novel that I had a few years ago. That’s all the encouragement I needed. The James Patterson course also had a contest that ran yearly, in which the winner would get a chance to actually write a book with JP. Cool, a deadline. Well, I was a little thin at the time, so I put off signing up for the course until after Christmas. That meant I would only have a month in order to watch the videos and write a thousand word chapter. No worries. It wasn’t like I had a chance to win, but I liked the thought.
Some light exercise
In the intervening month, I decided that I should stretch my writing muscles, so I thought I’d start with something light, like the first chapter of my fantasy novel trilogy. No pressure. I sat at my computer to start, feeling a bit silly that the first thing that I was attempting to write was such a huge undertaking, but soon the words came … and kept coming. Three days later, I was looking at a little under forty-five hundred words. I kept re-reading it (and of course editing it), not really believing that I had written all that. It wasn’t a completely alien feeling though. It happens all the time when I am recording music … you just start creating and out comes this product that is way bigger than you had intended. Still, let’s not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? Just because you and your wife and mom like it means nothing, right? And I couldn’t use this chapter for the contest, either. I wouldn’t want to give up creative control of this story if I won. I needed something just for this contest.
I obsessively scoured the rules: The submission had to be an original, and in James P’s style and genre, with a two sentence hook to entice the reader. I hardly ever read that genre and never really had an interest in writing it, but I started trying to think of a story anyway. I wanted it to be something that was capable of getting attention and eventually I came up with a short story that could be an opening to a thriller novel. The scene I came up with involves a network security analyst who is being distracted at work by a not-so-nice dominatrix. I chose not to include it on this blog for reasons that will become clear below, I think.
I took the Patterson writing class in record time, which wasn’t hard to do. The segments are all about fifteen minutes or less. The content offered good advice about writing that you can probably get for free on any basic writing website and preached Patterson-endorsed methods for writing a novel, like always using an outline (Which I prefer for things like long stories anyway). But I found the real value of the lectures were the inspirational messages, as well as the anecdotal examples that Patterson gave from his own and other’s writing. I think it gave me a real insight into his writing “mind”.
After devouring the course, I was anxious to get started on my story idea. I ended up cranking it out in about 6-7 hours. I thought I’d be cute, and deliberately made it exactly nine hundred and ninety-nine words. I thought it was strong: It had a killer opening line and told an interesting story, but it ended up being a lot racier than I intended. I was done two weeks early. I read it over and over, making minor changes here and there (still keeping it the same length) but couldn’t find any holes in it. I sat on it for two weeks, waiting to find some reason why it was horrible, why I shouldn’t bother submitting it. I had hardly written anything in years, much less fiction. I let my wife and some others read it and they liked it, not objecting to the adult nature, and being very supportive. Still, it’s hard to know if I was getting objective opinions. I eventually convinced myself that it was at least passable and the raunchy content just might get some attention for being brazen. I submitted it just at the deadline, trying to not think too much more about it. Here is the hook that I used:
A beautiful dominatrix kindles Jim’s erotic imagination and is a nice diversion from his boring life as an IT security analyst at a bank. But she tricks Jim into compromising his employer, and now he must track down the enigmatic Miss V before he loses more than just his job.
If anyone would like to read it, let me know and I’ll send it to you. You have been warned about the content!
I love it when a plan comes together
Without getting into the story too deeply, mostly because it is a subject that I will revisit later, I ended up being chosen as a semi-finalist in the contest. I was pretty stunned. I knew that at the very least there were a few thousand entrants, and my chapter had been chosen by JP himself. Unfortunately, I didn’t advance to the finals, but still, this was a huge confidence builder for me. That’s really big, because confidence is not something that comes easily for me. Really. No, seriously. I know I can seem really cocky and … Arrogant?! You think I’m arrogant? Well, that is just going too far. Anyway, I am probably not nearly as self confident as I seem, and those closest to me can surely vouch for that particular brand of neurosis, which pretty much means the opposite of self-confidence. I am given to understand it’s a writer thing.
Being selected as a semi-finalist gave me confidence that I could reasonably add this most important piece to the list of things that I can already do (albeit with vary degrees of expertise). I’m a writer! That means I can write. And if I can write, I can provide real content, and not have to rely only on picking up scraps freelancing. Now, a plan started coming together: I would blog. Good blogs generate money through ads and affiliate links – by generating content, and therefore, traffic. There are quite a few ways of “monetizing” your site after that.
But before I start raking in any advertising or affiliate revenue, I needed a theme, and I think I have one that makes a huge amount of sense – self-sufficiency. You may have already guessed that from the title. I am going to be blogging about learning new things and documenting my experiences learning them. There are some things that I will explore that I have little or no experience in, such as carpentry. I want this skill. I need this skill. There are other things I want to get better at as well, such as cooking and photography. Gardening and home food production are other areas into which I intend to delve. This blog will also loosely be about my pursuit of being able to make an independent living in the twenty-first century.
Blogs are great, but this is the YouTube age, and those who don’t vlog, perish, so I will also be working towards creating a YouTube channel. We will see. I still have a lot of groundwork to lay. I have a few other projects in mind as well, related to some of the above subjects. It all ties together nicely.
Here is what I have so far:
- The Adventures in Self-sufficiency blog (Soon with ads and affiliate links! Yay!)
- Freelance music stuff (recording, consulting, etc)
- Freelance voice-overs
- Freelance copy writing
- Freelance graphic design and photography
- Tee-shirts! (Hey, why not? It’s easy to set up and if I come up with some clever, original designs – Ca-CHING! Got a funny/cute/cool/niche T-shirt idea? Hit me up!)
- Possible spin off blog/vlog on cooking (Not sure if it belongs in the ASS blog — haha, just saw that)
- Top-secret product research (Related to a topic previously mentioned)
- Two fiction novels (Ok, one is actually a trilogy)
- NOTHING POLITICAL
Ok, so those are the ideas. I think that is everything. I am probably leaving something out. I will likely come up with other ideas as I go along.
First things first – I am going to create an “Adventures in Self Sufficiency” Facebook page (An ASS page. Hmm, maybe I should change the name) so that anyone who doesn’t care to see my blog announcements, won’t. I won’t hold it against you if you don’t follow the page. After that, I will be starting the “real” blog posts, the ones that have ad and affiliate links and are meant to attract what is called “organic” traffic. That is basically traffic from people who are actively searching for your content. Don’t worry, I am not depending on my friends and family for traffic and clicks – but if you want to turn people on to my site, I would appreciate it. I have several affiliates in mind and I am waiting for approval, so look for some theme based content soon. Still so far to go and so much to do!
Keep an eye out for my FB group announcement if you’d like to join. Feel free to drop me a line if you’d like to say hi, or have any comments. Thanks for reading!